<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21277749</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:15:04.473Z</updated><title type='text'>Anti-telecomando</title><subtitle type='html'>Aqui podemos encontrar, algumas das melhores desculpas que os amigos do telecomado utilizam, para não gozarem os melhores anos das suas vidas. Neste mesmo Blog poderão encontrar razões suficientes para largar o telecomando e juntar-se ao grupo anti-telecomando.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://antitelecomando.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21277749/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://antitelecomando.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Lança</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10586813709393099323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_PEHwBxcp1Tc/RZqaDS61wSI/AAAAAAAAAAY/aB3QU57g_8E/s320/IMG_0620.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21277749.post-2508342005787480434</id><published>2007-01-02T16:54:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-12-13T05:53:58.308Z</updated><title type='text'>Preocupante versão 1.02</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PEHwBxcp1Tc/RZqQwi61wRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/UCdPVbpCykE/s1600-h/brain-640x480.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5015480298712187154" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PEHwBxcp1Tc/RZqQwi61wRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/UCdPVbpCykE/s320/brain-640x480.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;No mundo moderno em que vivemos existe uma dependência total pela vida sedentária, consumista, minimalista e "caseira". Chegamos ao ponto de inventarmos desculpas esfarrapadas, de modo a convencermo-nos a nós próprios e aos nossos próximos de que somos indispensáveis a fazer isto e aquilo, aqui e aculá, de tal modo que o tempo passa, as estações mudam e não aproveitamos nada do que realmente se nos oferece.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Faço aqui uma compilação das chamadas desculpas dos amigos do telecomando, que me foram dadas a conhecer.São pérolas de sabedoria, reais.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Objectivo: Compilar 100 respostas&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Todos os intervenientes são do sexo masculino e com idades compreendidas entre os 30 e os 35 anos de idade!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Algumas das 100 melhores desculpas para não largar o telecomando&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Pergunta típica: Queres vir connosco para o local xyz (monte/outros) no próximo fds?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Respostas típicas:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;1. Ando muito cansado!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;2. Esse sítio, ah já FUI!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;3. Vai chover de certeza!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;4. Ainda chove!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;5. Eu até ia mas isso é para os ricos!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;6. Não tenho o material técnico necessário!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;7. Vou almoçar a casa da sogra!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;8. Logo este fds que tenho as mudanças!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;9. Tenho que trabalhar / estudar!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;10. Vou pôr o carro à revisão (no sábado)!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;11. Este Domingo, nem pensar tenho consulta no dentista!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;12. Vou instalar extintores na cozinha...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;13. eh pá não posso tenho que botar silicone na placa do forno&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;14. Eu ia mas depois não chegamos a tempo de ver o jogo do glorioso na tv.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;15. Tenho que gravar umas coisas que passam no Canal National Geographic!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;16. Para ir com voçês é preciso aí uns 500,00€ de equipamentos!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;17. Agora não dá que está frio /calor!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;18. Isso é muito longe!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;19. Tenho que começar com coisas mais fáceis!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;20. Eu até ia mas tenho a natação do miúdo!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;21. Não me sinto preparado!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;22. Tenho que ir comprar umas prateleiras!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21277749-2508342005787480434?l=antitelecomando.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://antitelecomando.blogspot.com/feeds/2508342005787480434/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21277749&amp;postID=2508342005787480434' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21277749/posts/default/2508342005787480434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21277749/posts/default/2508342005787480434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://antitelecomando.blogspot.com/2007/01/preocupante-verso-102.html' title='Preocupante versão 1.02'/><author><name>Lança</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10586813709393099323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_PEHwBxcp1Tc/RZqaDS61wSI/AAAAAAAAAAY/aB3QU57g_8E/s320/IMG_0620.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PEHwBxcp1Tc/RZqQwi61wRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/UCdPVbpCykE/s72-c/brain-640x480.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
